Week of April 24th, 2004 Past Weeks
 
WHAT IS ON TOP OF YOUR CAR?

Nothing (just metal or plastic roof): Your foot odor may not bother you, but it affects those who work and live around you. Take care of it. The yard is too soggy to work on so concentrate your busy-body efforts inside. Take advantage of mud season specials in town.

Factory-installed roof rack: With a little research, you may be able to handle that repair you’ve been thinking about. Go to the library or ask a friendly expert before making a decision. Pick up one piece of garbage in a parking lot each day (Fri-Sun) and you will be pleasantly rewarded.

Custom roof rack (Thule, Yakima, etc): Crying is therapeutic - don’t be afraid to turn on the spigots once in a while. On a different note, take advantage of the crummy weather and storm the garage sales this weekend while everyone else pours a second cup of coffee.

A rack with something on top of it: Your weekend outlook is hazy, but the chances are good that a puddle, a container of turpentine, or a 100 watt, 3-way bulb will play a crucial role in your near future.

  *Horoscopes are compiled by Tommy Larson’s dog, Little Joe Bender. Bender is not a Colorado-licensed clairvoyant but he does posses uncanny powers of foresight. Neither the dog nor CMC is liable for horoscope interpretation.